10. Because I love my boss, mainly because he never, ever, ever, ever, EVER googles my name online to find out what I'm saying.
9. There are enough things in my life that are too short. I didn't want the url to be one of them.
8. Otherwise, the terrorists would win.
7. Glen Danzig.
6. I figured I'd free up the original URL in case anyone wanted to blog about how cool List SMASH! is. Maybe some List SMASH! fan art. List SMASH! fan fiction. Or just porn.
5. It was all in the spirit of President Barack Obama's Change Initiative. I figured if he offers any tax refund economic stimulus checks, I might be able to squirrel two out of the handsome bastard.
4. I don't need to explain my changes to YOU! I'm not your fucking monkey! I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MONKEY!
3. I have a mean toothache. Not relevant at all. But sympathy BJs will not be turned down.
2. I just watched No Country for Old Men, and I don't want that freaky bastard to find me.
1. "Bitches Ain't Shit" by Ben Folds.
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