Weekly Top 10 Reasons Why Mick Doesn't Suck #2

10. Mick is considerate.

9. Mick has good instincts about people.

8. Because of Reason #9, Mick is suspicious of 80% of the people who visit his blog.

7. Mick almost never drinks.

6. Mick realized the dangers of conformity sooner than most people. I'm looking at you, Marilyn Manson! Give me my Satan back!

5. Mick is open-minded about alternative lifestyles.

4. Mick is wanted sexually by 2 of the 5 people who have responded to his sex poll so far, and the other three chose "What?" which means they probably didn't understand the question.

3. So far, Mick has posted on his blog 8 days in a row! And on two occasions he posted twice! That's right ladies! Mick isn't afraid of commitment!

2. Mick is cautious of commitment.

1. Mick thinks Nazis suck.

Weekly Top 10 Reasons Why Mick Doesn't Suck

10. Mick is intelligent.

9. Mick is creative.

8. Mick is not ugly when he's not too fat.

7. Mick hair has curls women would kill kittens for.

6. Mick is friendly to kittens.

5. Mick is a safe, defensive driver.

4. Mick is a talented writer.

3. Mick is funny.

2. Mick is insightful.

1. Mick is okay with public transportation.