Top 10 Possible Reasons Why This Isn't A Top 100 List (Pick One)

10. So, I had this really neat plan for LIST SMASH! As some may recall from my 50th post, rather than making that post a top 10 list, I made a top 50 list. My plan was that, every 50 posts, I would make a list as long as the number of that particular post. This is my 100th post at LIST SMASH! According to my original plan then, this should be a top 100 list.

And I tried, guys. I really, really tried. I started and eventually scrapped at least a dozen different top 100 lists. At one point I actually had a clever scheme to have a top 100 list that wasn't a top 100 list, but 10 different top 10 lists all relating to the same thing. Didn't matter. I couldn't finish it.

So I could either abandon LIST SMASH! entirely, or I could cut my losses, do another top 10 list, and keep truckin'.

I would really like to apologize both for the long wait and for not producing the promised top 100 list, but I'm not going to because it isn't like you pay me for this or anything. So here is my ass, there are your lips, you know what to do.

9. Glen Danzig.

8. I can count to 100, but I really don't feel like it. I'm lazy, not stupid.

7. I was busy preparing for the possible election of Sarah Palin to the office of Vice President. And that took some fucking work. Do you know how hard it is trying to throw a saddle on a t-rex? They're slippery.

6. I just don't know if I'm that interested in 100 different aspects of anything. Well, okay, maybe there are some things, but a lot of ladies read this blog and I don't think they want to read that much about their own tits.

5. I pay $50/month for Internet access. You think I'm going to log onto my computer every day and not find all the porn I can? Priorities, people.

4. I was doing laundry.

3. I had to wash my hair that day.

2. My car broke down.

1. What do you care? Just read this 10 times.

(P.S. LIST SMASH! is back. Long live LIST SMASH!)