10. I was the only person in the history of Christian Brothers Academy to go to school with purple hair.
9. President-Elect Obama will be the first United States President to have more vowels in his last name than consonants.
8. Santa is not actually real, not even kind of, even if you believe he's real in your stupid heart.
7. In full-scale dwarf/elf war, dwarves would totally fucking win.
6. David Bowie isn't particularly afraid of Americans. Though Trent Reznor probably is.
5. If Agent Cooper and Agent Mulder had just switched jobs, everyone would've been so much happier.
4. Twilight sucks.
3. Once they do The Avengers movie, Hulk is going to kill everyone.
2. I was the inspiration the Rocky movies (but then they decided to make him a boxer).
1. Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
1 comment:
I checked #9 and you are correct. But there are a surprising amount of Presidential last names with equal number vowels and consonants.
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