9. Ellen Degeneres dancing.
8. Guys who walk around constantly jiggling their keys. Keys are things you stick into something to get somewhere you want to go. Which means guys who walk around waving and jiggling their keys are essentially flopping their cocks around for everyone to see. And that's gross.
7. My boss.
6. People who argue against universal health care, a single payor system, or some form of free health care for all Americans. Yeah, I'm a liberal and I have my biases. But I'm not completely narrow-minded. When it comes to most of my liberal beliefs, I am firm with them but that doesn't mean I can't understand why someone would feel the opposite. I can respect their points of view and disagree with them at the same time. But when it comes to health care, I just don't see how it could reasonably have anything to do with party affiliation or ideology. It's health care. It's essential. If you don't believe that every person in our country deserves free, quality health care (and yes, Minute Men, that includes illegal immigrants), then I do not and will not respect your views. You're not a democrat, republican, or anything else. You're not even human.
And if you're a conservative who fears free health care because it reeks of socialism, then I hope the next time your house is on fire that your local fire department demands payment up front before they plug in the hoses, you fucking nazi shitwheel.
5. The fact that everyone's playing Wrath of the Lich King right now but me.
4. Viruses attached to porn. Don't we use porn to avoid viruses?
3. My evil student loan lenders.
2. Time Travelers. Just let go of the past guys. Just let it go.
1. Davy Crockett. How can you be King of the Wild Frontier? If it's so fucking wild, how could you claim any kind of monarchical rule over it?
1 comment:
Yeah. Pretty much agree on it all.
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