Mr. Immortal is the Kenny of Marvel Comics (though he was around long before South Park). His sole super-power is the ability to be killed countless times and always come back (which, if you think about it, is an ability every super-hero enjoys). I'd fight him because he's the only hero I could slaughter without feeling bad about it.
9. Superman
'Cause he's a douche, and with some kryptonite it'd be easy.
8. Wonder Woman
Every American boy's fantasy. I'm not into masochism, but there's no way I'll ever woo her so I'll settle for a pummeling. Maybe I can cop a feel while she's smacking me around or something. She can tie me up, I'll tell her the truth.
7. Batman
"DUDE! I totally got my ass kicked by Batman!"
"AWESOME!"
6. Power Girl
I'd just close my eyes and hope for a bear hug.
5. Hawkeye
'Cause he's a douche.
4. Stuntmaster
Douche.
3. Captain Ultra
Dude, look at him. He's a total douche.
2. Black Canary
I like fishnets.
1. Zatanna
I like fishnets.
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