I know a lot of people may not want to talk about this anymore. A lot of you may be tired of hearing about it. I understand. But I think it needs to be addressed.
10. Chicken came first. Egg makes no sense.
9. If an egg came first, it wouldn't have survived. Everyone loves eggs. They love them boiled, deviled, scrambled, poached. They love them in salads. They love to peg houses with them on Halloween. Someone would've taken out that egg.
8. If the egg came first, who kept it warm?
7. If the chicken came first, it could have been created as a female, already impregnated, ready to lay eggs. This would explain how it, and the race, could survive. If an egg came first, then the first chicken would be a baby chicken, and would either be a female with no one to impregnate it or a male with no way to reproduce.
6. Glen Danzig.
5. I don't really think it's fair that in my hometown some architect had to go insane and build something there just to emphasize how much he disagrees with me.
4. Fox agrees with me. Scully thinks it was two eggs at the same time - one boy, one girl. Scully's such a skeptic BITCH.
3. If a chicken came first, it would be running from predators all the time, which would explain why everyone calls you "chicken" when you run from a fight or refuse to go up and talk to that really pretty girl from class and they have to be such JERKS about it even when you explain that, you know, you figure she's busy with her book because she's reading a book and you're not scared to talk to her you just don't want to interrupt her reading - you HATE IT when people interrupt your reading - and I'm gonna go to the comic book store you guys can all DIE.
2. Eggs are dumb.
1. And they smell.
2 comments:
I think vegan egg replacers should not be overlooked on your list, Mick. I mean what if Chickens have been working all these years to convince us that we should like eggs, so that we'll keep them around, close to us (even in our backyards, in suburbs!) in their attempt obtain total global domination and take over the world?
Jen, I think that's absolutely ridiculous and paranoid. And it's just what one of the Zionists secretly manipulating the world governments would want you to think. Duh.
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