10. Pagans are always doing all this stupid stuff with stupid nature.
9. Pagans are very adamant about doing their stupid nature stuff outside.
8. Some pagans are not adamant at all about keeping their clothes on.
7. Most pagans have difficulty stifling their laughter during their ceremonies.
6. Before the ceremony, pagans tend to insist that the ceremony include a lot of singing.
5. During the ceremony, most pagans tend to not enjoy singing.
4. Pagans make okay burgers.
3. Pagans cannot shoot lightning or fireballs or anything like that, which makes you wonder why they bother.
2. Some pagans leave their 13-year-old daughters at the ceremony, who apparently have a crush on me, and do things like hug me spontaneously or grab my arm and hold it against their young chestlies. Which is awkward. Though warm.
1. Pagans are incredibly patient people with wonderful senses of humor who will understand when their non-pagan significant others poke a little fun about their ceremonies on their online blog.
4 comments:
...but what if you were to poke fun on your offline blog?
I will respond to this by repeating what you wrote, but in a high-pitched, childish voice while dancing around and appearing silly.
Gracious, i thought we'd exterminated their dangerous fantasies ages ago. I firmly believe that drinking alcohol transubstantiated into the blood of my savior will... wait... DAMMIT
Cheyenne
Really going all out to avoid those Christians, huh?
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