Sunday, December 14, 2008

Top 10 Reasons Why - Starting With Tomorrow's Post - The Lists For Each Week Will Be Based On A Single Theme

10. 'Cause. I wanna.

9. It makes it a lot easier to come up with ideas for lists. Believe it or not, sometimes at 5:30 in the morning I really don't have a lot of ideas about how to entertain my tasteful, discerning audience. If I can narrow it down to a single theme like "Science Fiction" or "Monkeys" or "Tits", I at least have something guiding me.

8. Gives me an excuse to change the banner each week.

7. I can put up periodic polls asking YOU, my loyal readers, what you would like to see as a theme! I will quickly discard the results of these polls, but you can at least express yourselves.

6. Makes me more marketable to The Man.

5. I can write all my lists on one day and just schedule them to post themselves later in the week. It's awesome. For example, this coming week's theme will be Lord of the Rings. So I already came up with the ideas for all 7 lists, then over the course of today I can write all those lists and set them up to automatically post one minute after midnight each day. It's like working a 7-day week in one day. I feel like a state worker.

4. Gives me more time in the morning for porn brushing my teeth.

3. Because I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

2. There really aren't any themes I can't work Hulk into.

1. There really aren't any themes I can't work porn brushing my teeth into.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

BOOOOOOOO!!!!
I read lord of the rings when I was like 8 and don't remember any of it. And I didn't have the patience to sit through the movies. Which means I will check back here in week.

Mick Martin said...

Yeah okay bye