10. Before the end of the year, the new president will say something that will make white people indignant. It will be the same kind of thing that, if said by white people about someone else, would "just be a bit of fun and why do you folks take yourselves so seriously?"
9. Stephen King will release at least one novel, and at least one of the novels released will feature a main character who happens to be a professional writer. From Maine.
8. Hulk will smash everybody. Again.
7. The ratings for The Daily Show and The Colbert Report will plummet.
6. Less people will believe in the Tooth Fairy. I mean Jesus.
5. The ratings for The O'Reilly Factor will soar.
4. Someone will give Dennis Miller another shot at his own talk show. There will be less than six episodes.
3. One of the new popular hand-held gizmos (iphone, kindle, etc.) will fail en masse. The death of the hand-held gizmo will be heralded by all. All will be wrong.
2. A Universal Health Care bill will be introduced in Congress. It will narrowly fail.
1. Glen Danzig will find this blog and respond to one of the posts angrily. I may need a lawyer.
3 comments:
This list made me lol. 4 rls.
Mot might be able to help with #1. He's a lawyer now and shit.
Hmmm.... #3 did you see the issues with the Zune?
http://gizmodo.com/5121311/reports-30gb-zunes-failing-everywhere-all-at-once
Yeah, saw that, but I meant THIS year.
And a gizmo I'd heard of BEFORE it failed en masse.
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