Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Top 10 Reasons Why I Never Finish What I Start

10. I get bored.

9. I get hungry.

8. The crushing futility of the human experience bears all its weight down upon me and all I can do is think "Who gives a fuck?"

7. I see something shiny.

6. Low self-esteem

5. Eventually it stops being about me, at which point I no longer care.

4. The proud dwarven city of Ironforge needs its proud champion.

3. Glen Danzig.

2. Porn.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

God.. it really is awesome to have you back <3 ... don't lose to the monster and KEEP WRITING

Cheyenne

Dingles McGee said...

You're back to the Danzig thing? *sigh*

Mick Martin said...

Oh do NOT even dis Glen. Not after who you paid money to see last night.

Slacker said...

Best list ever? I think maybe.

Mick Martin said...

Really? This one? Wow.

Slacker said...

I thoroughly enjoyed the ending. Maybe not "best ever", but I don't remember any of the ones before your hiatus, so, I suppose it's more of a "best since you returned to the realm of the living".