10. Oh. On Facebook, you're a fan of "Sleeping In." Ha. Ha. Ha. That. Is. So. Funny. Ha. Ha. Ha. That. Is. So. Universal. And. True. Ha. Ha. Ha.
9. Hey Everyone! I KNOW google has a new Hulk theme. I got it, like, the FAH-king second it came out. SO SHUT UP ALREADY!
8. Everything I do is for your benefit. When I say anything, I say it only so you can respond. When I read a book, I do it only so you can ask what I'm reading. When I eat something, I only do it so you can ask me what I'm eating. You worthless scab of a semi-human being.
7. Whatever.
6. Shut your stupid face.
5. If I sneeze more than once, you don't need to bless me every time. In fact, since you're not the Pope, feel free to just shut up about it.
4. I must've eaten a lot of cheese. No matter how hard I try, I just don't give a shit.
3. No.
2. NO!
1. Stupid.
1 comment:
Wow. I think I got 4 /yawns faster than I've gotten 4 of ANY response.
Yeah, today's was kind of crappy. I was in a shitty mood and I just wanted to get it out of the way.
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