10. Diet Pepsi
9. A Kindle
8. Money
7. A car
6. A new queen-sized mattress
5. A small card verifying that a friend or family member has struck my least favorite charity in the groin in my name
4. Full set of samurai battle armor, including laser rifle
3. Someone else to do my damn top 10 list for me
2. Fellatio
1. All of the above, but with ice cubes
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