10. Thumb-wrestling.
9. Board games.
8. Bribe her cats to give me updates on any other visitors to the home while I am elsewhere.
7. Ask her what kind of car she would rather be hit by, if she absolutely had to get hit by a car. If her answer isn't "ambulance," we're breaking up.
6. Jump up and down on the foot of her bed until she wakes up and brings me to Aquilonia Comics.
5. Untie her shoes while she's not looking.
4. Rearrange her neighbors' real estate signs.
3. Footsie.
2. Drink all her Diet Pepsi.
1. Let the air out of her tires so she can't bring me home.
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