10. Look for other jobs.
9. Write haiku.
8. Respond to passively-aggressively insulting comments - usually made at work - with something along the lines of "Up your mother, you ridiculous fuckwagon of stupid!"
7. Call in sick.
6. Drop heavy things on people from impressive heights.
5. Eat stuff that's really good, really fills me up, and is good for me.
4. Get stupidly drunk. It's been a while.
3. Revolt.
2. Manage money wisely.
1. Look strangers in the eye and genuinely wish them a good morning.
2 comments:
Uncle Ick told me
I'm a fuckwagon of dumb,
while laying my mom.
He looks like Sallah.
I would be his pit viper.
Very dangerous.
HA!
The second one's good. :)
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