9. Oh, SNAP!: Why I'm Better than Crackle and Pop, and How I Beat Heroin Addiction! by Snap (ghost written by Michileen Martin)
8. Your Mother: She Sucks, Why She Sucks, What that Means, and the Battle of Vicksburg by Michileen Martin
7. I did NOT Kill Kurt Cobain, But I DID Have Sex With His Wife: A Random Sampling of 3,586 Seattle Males by Michileen Martin
6. The Morally Confusing Adventures of Kid Hitler by Michileen Martin
5. The Bible II: The B-Sides by Michileen Martin
4. Do You Assholes REALLY Think I'm REALLY Excited About All this Bullshit?: The Unauthorized Biography of Stan Lee by Michileen Martin
3. Glen Danzig: A Life by Michileen Martin
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1. Twilight by Stephen King (I'll fucking rake it in)
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Shouldn't that be Twilight and the Goblet of Fire by Stephen King?
I thought of naming it something like Harry Twilight and the Prisoner of the Da Vinci Code, but that would just seem crass.
Dude! Where'd your rating system go? I was going to give this a ROTF!
If you actually publish that last one, I officially renege on my promise/fantasy to share a super awesome panel of win with you when we're the two most famous nerds since the Hulk's immaculately conceived children began incestuously populating Middle Earth like a couple of pharaonic rabbits in heat.
Cheyenne
PS --- WRITE
"Harry Twilight and the Prisoner of the Da Vinci Code" Nice one, you know I'd be suckered in to that!
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