9. Both wish they could live normal lives without their father figures guiding their every move.
8. Jesus got crucified. Spidey's still alive but he gets his ass kicked all the time. Especially when he fucks with the wrong people.
7. Both have issues with the concept of getting laid.
6. Jesus had apostles. Spidey has SpiderFan.org
5. Theaters were picketed for screening The Last Temptation of Christ. Theaters should have been picketed for screening Spider-Man 3.
4. They both fight vampires.
3. Jesus knew things about his future. He knew he would die for humanity and that one of his closest friends would betray him. Spider-Man has SPIDEY-SENSE!
2. Jesus had Pontius Pilate. Spidey has J. Jonah Jameson.
1. Don't say this out loud because certain people are very sensitive about it, but Spider-Man doesn't exist either.
2 comments:
I think it is the pic of the hulk that cracks me up the most. Like, he's wearing a belt. Ya mean it didn't explode or something when he turned into the hulk?
He could've put it on after. You don't know.
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