Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Top 10 Best Things To Say On Your Deathbed Moments Before Succumbing To The Inevitable

10. GERONIMO!

9. Open the window. I'm gonna fart.

8. Here she comes! Kiss my ass Wiesenthal!

7. The treasure chest? Oh, right. I'll tell you guys where that is tomorrow.

6. Okay. Okay. This time I'm quitting smoking for good.

5. Well, shit, I hope this Atheism thing works out. Cross your fingers!

4. 42

3. My God. It's full of stars.

2. I am slain!

1. Son, listen, before I. You know. Go. There's something I have to say. You remember that whole thing that happened when you were 5? The whole thing with me molesting you? Totally as much my fault as it was your's.

2 comments:

zoei said...

So, I started reading this. Then I laughed out loud. Then I choked on my drink. After taking a few moments to collect myself, I laughed some more, thinking to myself how great this is. And then I got to #1... YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!


Nonetheless, I loled irl.

Mick Martin said...

*flex*

My kung-fu is the best.