10. It's better than masturbating.
9. Cowgirls. Hey, why not?
8. There might be an incident in which a rodeo participant or member of the crowd is injured in such a manner that only a succinct explanation of socialist literary theory or the complete history of the Incredible Hulk's different personalities can save them until the ambulance gets there.
7. I don't own any big belt buckles, but I'm willing to learn.
6. If one of my professional dreams comes true, I may one day be called upon to write about a rodeo super-hero. Best to get the relevant info now.
5. Beer.
4. Glen Danzig.
3. It's possible my friends are lying about the rodeo and are actually taking me to a high class brothel.
2. Hey, if you want to go out on a date with me tonight, I'll forget the rodeo. Barring that, don't criticize my choices, shitknuckle. I WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH TO LIVE!
1. I don't think I've actually ever seen a jean skirt up close.
5 comments:
HEARD DANZING ON THE RADIO AFTER DROPPING YOU OFF. FOR ONCE, "GLEN DANZING" IS RELEVANT TO YOUR LIST!!!
I demand pictures.
dingles, have you learned NOTHING?!?!?! Danzig is always relevant to my lists.
Zoei, didn't take any unfortunately. I should've. Especially the stupid rodeo clown skits.
Didn't see any jean skirts though.
What is wrong with jean skirts?
Nothing's wrong with jean skirts! At least not that I know of. I've never worn a jean skirt, so I'm not an expert.
I just had images of pretty cowgirls in cowgirl hats and big flashy cowgirl boots and jean skirts! Okay? Is that so wrong? Huh? HUH?!?!?!
Why does everyone always think I'm dirty?!?!?! I'm a good boy! A GOOD boy!
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