10. She's an economics professor. Does that mean I definitely should or definitely shouldn't pay for coffee?
9. She's very successful. Me, not so much. Yet. So should I show up in a t-shirt with obscenities on it or no?
8. She's published a lot more than I have. Should I hate her?
7. She has the url to my blog. Should I even be writing this?
6. We have an ongoing joke regarding the immortal ninja vs. pirate debate. She falls on the unfortunate side of pirates. Should I hunt down a ninja action figure before the date and give it to her as a present?
5. I believe she's Christian. So how many Jesus jokes should I make (1-3, 4-6, 7-28)?
4. Does she even know who Glen Danzig is?
3. Should I mention that I was at a rodeo last night?
2. Hunt down a ninja action figure? Why the hell don't I own one?
1. Do I even have any clean shirts without obscenities written on them?
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