Saturday, August 2, 2008

Top 10 Battle Cries I Would Use If I Were An Evil Raid Boss In World of Warcraft

10. I AM THE MAMBO KING!

9. EAT THIS!

8. Simple. Subtle. Powerful.

7. I HOPE YOU LEFT ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA RAM IT INTO YER STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE! NYAHHH!

6. HOLD UP! First, I need a piss.

5. Alright, take your clothes off and let's get this over with.

4. I FUCK YOU!

3. I'm not your monkey! I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MONKEY!

2. THUNDERCATS! HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. MICK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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