Monday, August 4, 2008

Top 10 Dumb Nicknames A Person With My First Name Can Enjoy

10. Mick Dundee

9. Mick Jagger

8. Mickey Mouse

7. Michelob

6. Mickey D

5. Micholas (like Nicholas)

4. Asshole

3. Michelin Man

2. Anything that rhymes with "Mick" and is dirty, and there seem to be a lot.

1. Sex God.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dooood! You forgot Mikhail! That's got to rank up there above "Sex God," which barely even rhymes!

Anonymous said...

Why is Micky Doodles not on there? It's like the only nickname you have! That I know of. That people say to your face at least. (see #2). (I'm joking).

Mick Martin said...

Hey hey hey, the both of you calm down now. If I included every damn nickname, it would be a Top 100 list or something. And I don't want to talk about my penis for that long again.