Top 10 Reasons Why There Was No Post Yesterday And Will Probably Be None Today (Other Than This One, Which Really Doesn't Count)

10. After trying and failing to adjust my sleep schedule back from night work to day work, I got less than two hours of sleep last night, and I'm exhausted.

9. I'm tired.

8. I'm pooped.

7. I'm weak

6. I'm fatigued.

5. I'm sleepy.

4. I own a thesaurus.

3. I need a nap.

2. Glen Danzig.

1. I'm fuckin' tired.