Uncle Ick's Top 10 Favorite Top 10 Lists Of His Own Creation (so far)

10. Top 10 Reasons Why I Couldn't Be A Vampire Slayer

9. Top 10 Reasons Why I Could Totally Be A Vampire Slayer

8. Top 10 Reasons Why Ninjas Are Better Than Pirates

7. Top 10 Best Things To Say on Your Deathbed Moments Before Succumbing To The Inevitable

6. Top 10 Songs I Want Played At My Funeral

5. Top 10 Reasons Why I Don't Accept Jesus Christ As My Lord And Savior

4. Top 10 Reasons Why I Dig Older Women

3. Top 10 Reasons Why Vampires Are Better Than Zombies

2. Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Have Sex With Me

1. Top 10 Things People Tell Me To Do That I Don't Want To Do