10. Turning monsters and other bad guys into sheep. It's especially cool when you turn some big dinosaur thing into a sheep. Or a really hot chick and then...I sense I've gone too far.
9. Driving my friends insane by singing The Badger Song over vent (program to talk to your fellow wowheads).
8. All the females in Thousand Wardens and Hallowed Moonlight totally want me.
7. Draenei chicks. They're busty and they've got hooves. Get 'em home, have some fun, and then afterwards - HEY! Free glue!
6. Instant cure for boredom.
5. Now, when people ask me if I use the Internet for anything other than porn, I might have some difficulty answering.
4. Dwarves. They're just fucken cooler.
3. Every now and then, on vent, someone else would forget their microphone was on and I could listen to them making embarrassing sounds. More importantly, if it was a chick, I could listen to her type. And well...heh...read #9.
2. Killing Blood Elves.
1. All of my friends. You guys helped me through some rough times, and you're the only reason I played as long as I did. I miss you already.
2 comments:
Aww Buuns, we miss you too :( But hey, it's good you're doing what you're doing. And, umm, let me just say that I'm happy I don't play a Draenei chick. Scary, man!
MIss you too, dickface
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