Top 10 Worst Things To Say During Post-Coitus Cuddling

10. "I need a shit."

9. "Yeah, it broke. But I had my fingers crossed. That usually works."

8. "I'd buy THAT for a dollar!"

7. "HULK SMASH!"

6. "God Janet that was - God Alice that was wonderful-"

5. "Well you had your mouth on it, where did you think it would go?"

4. "Mom?"

3. "I killed a guy once."

2. "Do you like Star Trek?"

1. "Wow. That was hilarious."