10. I just moved to a new place, and opted to spend most of my free time cleaning, organizing, etc.
9.You still don't deserve it.
8. So many Buffy episodes, so little time.
7. No, okay. I didn't do any lists. And no, I didn't see Incredible Hulk yet either. Or Iron Man. Fucking kill me. KILL ME!
6. Glen Danzig.
5. I've been spending too much time in the company of Southerners. I forgot how to count to ten.
4. It's just what Lex Luthor would've expected.
3. I tried, I swear. Monday night I was writing a Top 10 list of reasons why amnesia is cool. But then I hit my head and thought I was Danny Glover for a week. And I figured I'm gettin' too old for this shee-it.
2. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. And hopefully the genitals.
1. Canadians.
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Woot! He's back!
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