Sunday, June 29, 2008

Top 10 Reasons Why I Don't Want To Have Sex With A Dude

10. I'm not gay.

9. They're hairy.

8. No vagina.

7. They never call.

6. Cocks are ugly

5. I'd always know when he was faking.

4. Semen is gross.

3. I wouldn't know what toilet position to complain about, or exactly why I was complaining about it.

2. I don't want to confuse my feces.

1. If I ever bleed out of my butt, I want it to be a side-effect of my super powers.

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