10. I'm not gay.
9. They're hairy.
8. No vagina.
7. They never call.
6. Cocks are ugly
5. I'd always know when he was faking.
4. Semen is gross.
3. I wouldn't know what toilet position to complain about, or exactly why I was complaining about it.
2. I don't want to confuse my feces.
1. If I ever bleed out of my butt, I want it to be a side-effect of my super powers.
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